Jeff's Station Wagon
"damn thing sounded like vega varmint with a blown out glass pack!! (but at least it hadn't developed the bad habit of backfiring at inopportune moments like my car did in front of a Highway Patrol.) However, the deceased had a many a good moment in many a Sizzler parking lot."
Cindy
"the dearly departed was my only way to work many a day whilst
i was laid upon
the altar of jeff's hospitality. it moved many of my things to
my new abode,
and took us to many a wondrous outing and magnificent spectacle,
which it
always seemed to miss, being out in the parking lot. still, i
will always
remember it with a fondness one reserves for things that no longer
can be a
pain in the.. ahem. yes. well. i'll miss it. really."
Amy
"To Jeff, on the loss (MERCIFUL DEATH) of your car...
My deepest condolences (AHEM) on the passing of this legendary
(OLD) car.
I know I speak for everyone (SURE) when I say how truly sorry
we all were to
hear of its demise. I know you had some great times in it (BREAKING
DOWN
ON MAJOR ROADWAYS) and that it will be missed (GIVEN TO THE JUNKYARD).
I know you spoke highly (YOU HATED IT) of this great, great roadster...
and
it will take a long time (TILL YOU GET A NEW ONE) for this pain
to ease.
My prayers (CONGRATULATIONS) are with you."
Tracy
"At 11:38AM on Thursday, September 16, 1997 the Cutlass Ciera
wagon left its
home for the last time, never to be seen again..."
Jim
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